Away we go...

Dear friends, family and internet loiterers, 

I am going to Europe in June, and here's something of a record. 

My itinerary looks a bit like this:

• Stockholm (for a work conference, and buying pants and shoes befitting of tall people)
• Berlin (for art and sausages)
• Gersau (for wacky Swiss mountainside chateau lake paradise complete with rowboats and cable cars)
• Paris (for spending times with two of my bestest BFFs and hoping that rats don't nibble on our lady areas in the catacombs) 
• Stupidly picturesque village in the south of France (self-explanatory)

Here's some things I have organised: 

• Most flights 
• Most accommodation 
• A lodger to water the one and only plant in my apartment
• A book to read on the plane 
• A Google map of all Sephora locations within reach. 

Here's some things I haven't organised:

• Learning any Swedish/German/French beyond ja/schaudenfreude/steak frites 
• How to get from any airport to anywhere else 
• Finding any awesome Swedish metal/noise/drone bands to go see
• Choosing violent and/or offensive films that I should watch on the plane so that no children sit near me. 

Just over three weeks to go and I am yet to check off these pertinent details! Wish me luck. Pls.